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One Witch: A Parody MP3
We lambast Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" and The Blair Witch Project with an MP3 you can get from here.
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Congress Passes Americans With No Abilities Act
Liberals gone amuck.

Microsoft Buys Catholic Church
Who will stop the evil empire?

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  Other Articles
  Microsoft Acquires Federal Government
      He's at it again...
  Divine Press Release
      Blow to God's career?
  I Clean in Silence
      New fiction by Noah Cicero
  The Bitchen Way to Prioritize
     
  Stickin' to It
      What's it like to win a national band competiton? What if you're a drum stick? New fiction by Aaron Barrientos.
  Frank Muller: America's Storyteller
      Learn about America's foremost narrator of AudioBooks
  451 v. OBE
      Ray Bradbury predicts the evils of outcome-based education
  How I Survive Life
      Advice, philosophy, axioms, adages, tid-bits, aphorisms, proverbs, maxims, apothegms--I've got them all.
  Boston : Learning to love baseball
      A day at Fenway teaches 'Bitchen' Ric about baseball.
  Redneck Holiday
      My story of the annual trash amnesty day.
  Dihydrogen Monoxide
      The evil is everywhere!
  Bitchen -- Are You Spelling it Wrong?
      The sixth letter is the fifth letter.
  Morning at Work -- a poem
      . . .this is how I feel every morning
  My Alphabet
      A random trip trough my brain. (Parts are missing...)
  Bitchen Ric's Hypertext Euphorium
      This is a whole site by itself. Lots of stuff in here...
  First Annual bitchen.com Junkyard Wars Party
      Come build with us, May 2nd and 3rd, 2003

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