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One Witch: A Parody MP3
We lambast Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" and The Blair Witch Project with an MP3 you can get from here.
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Congress Passes Americans With No Abilities Act
Liberals gone amuck.

Microsoft Buys Catholic Church
Who will stop the evil empire?

  Other Articles
  Microsoft Acquires Federal Government
      He's at it again...
  Divine Press Release
      Blow to God's career?
  I Clean in Silence
      New fiction by Noah Cicero
  The Bitchen Way to Prioritize
  Stickin' to It
      What's it like to win a national band competiton? What if you're a drum stick? New fiction by Aaron Barrientos.
  Frank Muller: America's Storyteller
      Learn about America's foremost narrator of AudioBooks
  451 v. OBE
      Ray Bradbury predicts the evils of outcome-based education
  How I Survive Life
      Advice, philosophy, axioms, adages, tid-bits, aphorisms, proverbs, maxims, apothegms--I've got them all.
  Boston : Learning to love baseball
      A day at Fenway teaches 'Bitchen' Ric about baseball.
  Redneck Holiday
      My story of the annual trash amnesty day.
  Dihydrogen Monoxide
      The evil is everywhere!
  Bitchen -- Are You Spelling it Wrong?
      The sixth letter is the fifth letter.
  Morning at Work -- a poem
      . . .this is how I feel every morning
  My Alphabet
      A random trip trough my brain. (Parts are missing...)
  Bitchen Ric's Hypertext Euphorium
      This is a whole site by itself. Lots of stuff in here...
  First Annual Junkyard Wars Party
      Come build with us, May 2nd and 3rd, 2003

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