contents

Departments Satire Science Philosophy The Arts Comment

I Clean in Silence Between cleanliness and Godliness lies obsession. New fiction by Noah Cicero The Bitchen Way to Prioritize Stickin' to It What's it like to win a national band competiton? What if you're a drum stick? New fiction by Aaron Barrientos. Frank Muller: America's Storyteller Learn about America's foremost narrator of AudioBooks   Other Articles   451 v. OBE       Ray Bradbury predicts the evils of outcome-based education   How I Survive Life       Advice, philosophy, axioms, adages, tid-bits, aphorisms, proverbs, maxims, apothegms--I've got them all.   Boston : Learning to love baseball       A day at Fenway teaches 'Bitchen' Ric about baseball.   Redneck Holiday       My story of the annual trash amnesty day.   Dihydrogen Monoxide       The evil is everywhere!   One Witch: A Parody MP3       Barenaked Ladies meet The Blair Witch Project   Are You Addicted to the Internet?       Take this test!   Congress Passes Americans With No Abilities Act       Liberals gone amuck.   Microsoft Buys Catholic Church       Who will stop the evil empire?   Bitchen -- Are You Spelling it Wrong?       The sixth letter is the fifth letter.   Microsoft Acquires Federal Government       He's at it again...   Divine Press Release       Blow to God's career?   Morning at Work -- a poem       . . .this is how I feel every morning   My Alphabet       A random trip trough my brain. (Parts are missing...)   Bitchen Ric's Hypertext Euphorium       This is a whole site by itself. Lots of stuff in here...   First Annual bitchen.com Junkyard Wars Party       Come build with us, May 2nd and 3rd, 2003

All content (except public domain such as Usenet and where otherwise noted) is copyright 1997-2009 'Bitchen' Ric Johnson