It's been two weeks since you said to me
Let's go into the woods and make a movie
Four days since you shanghai'ed me
Saying get out the camera shoot the cemetary

Three days since the hotel room
I was really terrified to go, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you were mad at me
But it's still been three days
And now I'm getting hungry

Got a boom mike and a DAT tape
Cause we're no cheapskates
A sixteen millimeter camera
Left the car. Rustin Parr.
I really wish this was a bar
You're no Lucas, nor Akira Kurosawa

T'will make the movie when I panic
Big like Titanic
But it's all about the Blair fuss
Burkittsville's got some yay-hoos
Got to interview
Now they're tryin' to really scare us

Gonna see a grave and misbehave
You know, I really crave a shave
I like the Sensor, it's the finest of the razors
Gotta get the sound, it's all around
The stones we found down on the ground
Cause I could die. And, boy, I didn't sign a waiver

How can I help it
If think there's really no Blair Witch?
So convinced it's a deer but I'll soon switch
I'm the kinda guy who panics in the wilderness
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you'll soon guess
I have a tendency to look around and not believe
I wanna know just what happend to that shirt

It's been two weeks since you said to me
We've got to pass this class, let's make a movie
One day since we crossed this stream
Stream comes back around, I'm gonna scream
It's been two days since we lost that map
You realize I didn't come with you
To deal with this crap
Yesterday you just screamed at me
Now I hafta eat a leaf, 'cause I am so hungry
The Blair Witch woods, the woods bewitchin'
We met a dipstick who was out there fishin'
It's like the X-Files with no ad spots
Merde! A Faux pas!
I think our cameraman is named Josh

Packed a movie set into my backpack
Can't find the way back
You've boned us any way you figure it
Somethin' in the woods just tried to jump us
Can't read a compass
Oh Crap, I'm running out of cigarettes

Got an itch to ditch the witchy one
Wanna vex the hex with sexy gun
Just so we never need be crossing over that stream
Gotta find the man at Artisan
Then I'll demand more than
The grand the cheapskates
At Hexan films are paying

How can I help it
If think there's really no Blair Witch?
So convinced it's a deer but I'll soon switch
I'm the kinda guy who panics in the wilderness
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you'll soon guess
I have a tendency to look around and not believe
But I want to know what the hell was in that shirt

It's been two weeks since you said to me
"C'mon Mike, bring your mic, it's really groovy"
Five days since you drank with me
And said "you just tape stuff,
I'll make my documentary"
Four days since we parked the car
Hiked out into the woods, it wouldn't be far
Blair Witch got the best of me
And it'll still be one year till they find the movies

It'll still be one year till they find the movies

It'll still be one year till they find the movies

Cut off your ear it'll be kinda groovy